Oh well, if Mr. Obama was not born in the USA, he cannot be President, can he?
No, he can't.
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
YOUR MUSLIM FAITH
Dear President Mr. Obama Barack Hussein,
Bert Burtons, our reporter from Washington D.C. found out the following... the Muslims are celebrating your election as President, you spoke yourself of your muslim faith... and Gaddafi calls you his "brother".
Mr. President of the USA, I have a question... Are you probably a muslim?
Bert Burtons, our reporter from Washington D.C. found out the following... the Muslims are celebrating your election as President, you spoke yourself of your muslim faith... and Gaddafi calls you his "brother".
Mr. President of the USA, I have a question... Are you probably a muslim?
I Cannot Remember Where and When ...
Mr. President:
I visited your website http://www.barackobama.com/index.php and saw the picture of you in which you are lifting your right arm straight to the sky. Please help me out... I know I have seen this somewhere already but cannot recall where that was... Have you thought of making this a new greeting habit for insiders already?
I visited your website http://www.barackobama.com/index.php and saw the picture of you in which you are lifting your right arm straight to the sky. Please help me out... I know I have seen this somewhere already but cannot recall where that was... Have you thought of making this a new greeting habit for insiders already?
T-Shirts from your Website
Obama Mr. President,
Our reporter Bert Burtons from Washington D.C. informed me that you offer T-Shirts at a low price on your website there. I really would like to get 100 T-shirts for a local kindergarten. I thought of the one with the slogan "Changes can Happen" ... I think the children are interested in "Changes can Happen", especially with regard to their nappies.
Our reporter Bert Burtons from Washington D.C. informed me that you offer T-Shirts at a low price on your website there. I really would like to get 100 T-shirts for a local kindergarten. I thought of the one with the slogan "Changes can Happen" ... I think the children are interested in "Changes can Happen", especially with regard to their nappies.
New Slogan: Oh, well, umm... what I cannot say happens
Dear Obama Mr. President,
Our reporter Bert Burtons in Washington D.C. found a new slogan "Change Can Happen" on your website , and now I wonder if it is not a mistake. I have heard this proverb already, but it was not talking of change but of something different - umm, well, in a way it was talking of stuff that changes... how could I explain it better...? You fill something in, and something else comes out. I mean, it was more like one of the four lettered words starting with s, ending with t, and that it happens. Did you probably mean that one? But I am not too good at American slogans. Sorry.
Well, another interesting slogan could be something like "Abort the Aborted" - It sounds poetic, does it not?
Umm, Mr. Obama President, I will think about more slogans for you. You can use them on your website free! I release them to the Public Domain if you do not mention me as the author.
Our reporter Bert Burtons in Washington D.C. found a new slogan "Change Can Happen" on your website , and now I wonder if it is not a mistake. I have heard this proverb already, but it was not talking of change but of something different - umm, well, in a way it was talking of stuff that changes... how could I explain it better...? You fill something in, and something else comes out. I mean, it was more like one of the four lettered words starting with s, ending with t, and that it happens. Did you probably mean that one? But I am not too good at American slogans. Sorry.
Well, another interesting slogan could be something like "Abort the Aborted" - It sounds poetic, does it not?
Umm, Mr. Obama President, I will think about more slogans for you. You can use them on your website free! I release them to the Public Domain if you do not mention me as the author.
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Life Abortions in the President's Office
Mr. Obama President,
Our reporter Bert Burtens informed me that you are pro life abortion, which means that babies who were born alive after an abortion can be left alone in a bucket or wardeobe or wherever until they die. Is that true?
Could they bring you these babies into your office, if possible? Well, you could probably arrange that, and I guess your children might want to be present as well, so they can learn what to do with babies who simply did not want to die in an abortion.
I am waiting for the pictures taken in your office when that happens already.
Our reporter Bert Burtens informed me that you are pro life abortion, which means that babies who were born alive after an abortion can be left alone in a bucket or wardeobe or wherever until they die. Is that true?
Could they bring you these babies into your office, if possible? Well, you could probably arrange that, and I guess your children might want to be present as well, so they can learn what to do with babies who simply did not want to die in an abortion.
I am waiting for the pictures taken in your office when that happens already.
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Long Phone Call To Sarkozy
Mr. Obama President,
Our reporter Bert Burtons informed me that you phoned to the Israeli head of state for only two minutes, while your phone call to the French President, Nicolas Sarkozy, took you half an hour. Could you please explain that to the readers? Did you talk about your faith or your dog with him? Did you try to convert him already?
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